My back has been twitching for 3 days now. Is that normal? Really, it's quite annoying. Maybe it's because my back has been completely destroyed by me and my "activities".
I had that dinner thing tonight, which was nice...for the first hour. I then escaped back to my room for some reading. I like to read. I am a fan. I advise you all to read those Georgia Nicholson books. Vair funny. She's english, so you know it's good.
My sister asked me today if I had a problem with Jeff sleeping downstairs in the next room. Abuhexcusemoi? She's never asked me before if I cared that he was in my house, so why now? I'll tell you why. She found out I hate him very, very much. She told me that she wanted to ask because it was my house too and she knew that he wasn't my favourite person. Uh, shhhyeah. Understatement, methinks it is. GAH! Sooo annoying. I mean, he tries and all to be nice to me, but then he does something that makes me bite my lip and walk away because I know if I say something, I'll be seen as a giant jackass and my sister will cry and cry and cry until I tell her he's really not that bad (for a creepy, I-kill-animals-for-fun stalker). Really. I can stand the "Jane" thing and SOMETIMES I can tolerate the mushy, "I wub oo babeee", kissy kiss kiss blahblahBLAH stuff if I have a pillow over my face and if I'm stabbing my own leg with a pen, but he goes hunting. For fun. That just makes me want to drown him.
I bumped into my bed today and I have a giant scratch on my leg and it hurts. Also, it's like a gabillion degrees upstairs so I have to sleep downstairs and my father is currently snoring on the couch while watching some old movie. Yes, he can watch movies while he sleeps. If you try and change the channel, he'll get up and say, "I was watching that!". Buh. Looks like I'll be sleeping with the bears, in a non-beastiality kind of way. Ew...
I really want a pet bunny. I want to name him Hasenfeffer. Feffy or Feffer for short. Gee, I really hope that's not some dirty slang word I'm not aware of. If you know anything about Bugs Bunny cartoons, you will understand why I would want to name him/her this. Well, if I really wanted to go by that specific cartoon, then I'd just have to buy a carrot and name it Hasenfeffer. But really...who wants a pet carrot?
Not me, my friends...not me.
On second thought, I kinda do. But then if I got a bunny, I'd feed Hasenfeffer to Hasenfeffer. Ooh, trippy.